What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 12:17
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
No way
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Steam is finally adding native support for Macs with Apple Silicon - The Verge
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
NASA Goddard Center-wide Email - NASA Watch
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is something you have to share?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Pain relief breakthrough as scientists discover a safer, non-addictive approach - Earth.com
So they tried
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good